footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via guy)

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

image

(via troyesivan)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via fake-mermaid)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via fake-mermaid)

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

(Source: sometimelow, via orgasm)