babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via phobias)

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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(via encourage)

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

(via mermaidssandvodka)

lizzyisfalling:

sixpenceee:

Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly. 

Oh my god it’s so true! My brother and I used to play that game before bed. … I didn’t sleep much as a child

(via mermaidssandvodka)

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via asian)

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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